All data seems to indicate that this planet is going to be uninhabitable by 2012. Jack van Impe
says it's a good thing. Jesus
is going to take charge.
"Don't be scurred!"
I, for one, don't plan on hanging around. I honestly heard that the Bush administration set aside billions of dollars for some project in Antarctica. I can't remember where I heard it or any specifics but my theory is that global warming will soon cause a major disaster. Sea levels will rise, causing hordes of displaced, massive, occasionally cannibal Samoan and Maori populations to invade the continent-dwellers' homes- eating the skinny first and saving the chubby for last. The rich and powerful will retreat to the newly tropical Antarctica Maximum Security New Eden Colony like monks in the Dark Ages whilst those of us who've survived work the sand mines of the wastelands, occasionally fending off bands of marauders.
Halt! You have violated New Eden's borders. "Give us the sand and we may let you live!"
Too far fetched? Beyond our puny imaginations? OK, just look at Palestine
and imagine apartheid on a global scale.
"Exterminate the bioforms! Exterminate the bioforms!"