In San Francisco, we take Halloween seriously and what better way to honor ol' Samhain than with some seriously funny theater!?

HALLOWEEN! The Ballad of Michele Myers is musical parody of America’s obsession with slasher films and answers the age-old question, what happens when you mashup your favorite slasher movies with the scariest television show of all time...The Facts of Life!

Mrs. Skerritt chaperones four school "girls" up to the lake for a fun-filled Halloween dance over at the boys’ camp. But someone also invited crazed tranny killer Michele Myers to crash the party! Watch her slash through her victims to a disco beat! Do-si-do and try to evade her bloody gaze! Rock out with your cock out and it just might get snipped! Shriek in horror at her unmasking! Freddy, Jason, and Michael scared you breathless…now it’s HER TURN!

WHEN:
OCT 19-21, FRI-SUN at 8PM
OCT 26-28, FRI-SUN at 8PM
OCT 31, WED at 8PM

WHERE:
CounterPulse 1310 Mission Street San Francisco, CA 94103 (at 9th Street in SoMa)

Get your tickets NOW...or else!