Last year I posted an entry about St. Nicholas and the rather unsavory company he keeps. Child murderers, demons and hags (oh my). Well, the Krampus proved very popular, earning me another nickname that has stuck around throughout the year.
The Krampus is a demon that, with the approval of kindly St. Nick, terrorizes bad children and apparently lusts after the ladies. His chief implements of torture seem to be a switch and a tongue which would embarass Gene Simmons. This is designed to frighten children into behaving well. Germanic peoples have always understood that the best way to rear children is by keeping them terrified of the consequences of bad behavior. My mother used to get on the phone to call "The Nanny," a character who rammed food down the throats of ungrateful children with her thorny stick. I credit my continued membership in the Clean Plate Club™ to these threats.
If you've never read Der Struwwelpeter then you don't know what you're missing. It's a childrens book which uses stories and wonderful illustrations to suggest that misbehavior is likely to end in disaster and even death. It's a wonderful tool.
So, enjoy these Krampuses, have a happy St. Nicholas Day and behave or die!
First Krampus scours the globe. With many means of travel available, hiding is futile.
These unsuspecting children have got the game twisted. Krampus is no joke!
Krampus will hear your prayers. "I can't hear you!" St. Nick says, "Let's do this."
First he enslaves you, then he licks you, tosses you in a basket and... ultimately murders you.
Krampus has only one weakness!
real Krampus with bad children
The Krampus is a demon that, with the approval of kindly St. Nick, terrorizes bad children and apparently lusts after the ladies. His chief implements of torture seem to be a switch and a tongue which would embarass Gene Simmons. This is designed to frighten children into behaving well. Germanic peoples have always understood that the best way to rear children is by keeping them terrified of the consequences of bad behavior. My mother used to get on the phone to call "The Nanny," a character who rammed food down the throats of ungrateful children with her thorny stick. I credit my continued membership in the Clean Plate Club™ to these threats.
If you've never read Der Struwwelpeter then you don't know what you're missing. It's a childrens book which uses stories and wonderful illustrations to suggest that misbehavior is likely to end in disaster and even death. It's a wonderful tool.
So, enjoy these Krampuses, have a happy St. Nicholas Day and behave or die!
First Krampus scours the globe. With many means of travel available, hiding is futile.
These unsuspecting children have got the game twisted. Krampus is no joke!
Krampus will hear your prayers. "I can't hear you!" St. Nick says, "Let's do this."
First he enslaves you, then he licks you, tosses you in a basket and... ultimately murders you.
Krampus has only one weakness!
real Krampus with bad children
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Hi! thanks for the very interesting post, but sadly I can't see most of the pictures. Most are just displaying as the red X that indicates the image is missing. I've hit Refresh several times.
@INTERESTING POST! BUT MOST OF THE PICTURES ARE NOT SHOWING UP ON
Thank you... I'm not sure why the images aren't loading. Hmm... they're worth seeing! They're showing up on two computers that I'm using so maybe try a different one... or just Google Image search for vintage Krampus cards, which is probably what I did to find them.
Klosn in Stilfs, also at St. Nicholas Day ->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItekJoqTlFI ->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0_uqJFjtqU&feature=related