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Happy Turtle Day

Posted by Eric Brightwell, May 23, 2008 01:19am | Post a Comment

At Amoeba Hollywood we've been kicking around the idea of a Reptilesploitation sub-section in horror. Whilst it's easy to think of several killer crocodilian movies or films featuring man-eating-snakes, it's proven much harder to think of any featuring turtle terrors or lethal lizards. But the occasion of  World Turtle Day has given me reason to think harder. Maybe they aren't horror films, but any of these are a great way to celebrate this Testudinal holiday.

There's a whole series of Gamera films brought to you from those crazy guys over at the Daiei Motion Picture Studio.


And who can forget those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- a group of heroes in half-shells named after a group of 16th century homosexuals and led by a sewer rat. What's the text about the subtext called?


         

I'm sure you heard about the giant turtle at Hoan Kiem Lake in Hanoi. Until now it was thought to be extinct until he (or she) has made some appearances recently... which is supposed to portend something big. Here's some footage accompanied by the kind of  Vietnamese music you'll never hear at Ginger Grass.


We also have an large selection of titles featuring the calm, chill adventures of that lovable, well-behaved Canadian Turtle, Franklin, as introduced in this appropriately folky theme.


Maybe the alligator snapper will capture your fancy. Fear of these made me stop swimming in the pond as a kid after I saw a garden variety snapper chomp a twig the size of a broom in half. Think about how many tender parts you have that nature's second strongest jaws could snip!
 
Here's a scene from a documentary detailing one Missourian's efforts to save the second largest freshwater turtle by dragging them out of the muck and throwing them unceremoniously in front of some improbably-mutton-chopped philosopher.

And who says turtles can't make good adversaries? Just watch these two behemoths clash! How would you like to get powned by one of these testy tortoises?

 


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