"Don't Drive Drunk"
He and his wife have had problems
That he's played off like nothing's wrong
'Til he comes home from work early
Just to find the girl is gone
Oh but he gets into the cupboard
Picks out that bottle of gin
Drinks like there's no tomorrow
And decides to take a spin
No don't drive drunk
Don't drive drunk, no
Don't drive drunk
Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad
Teenager at a live party
Says, "give me one for the road"
But he's already so inebriated
If you lit a smoke he'd explode
But bartender says, "I don't think so"
Young one says, "I can deal"
Staggering out he says, "check you all later"
But I really don't think he will
No don't drive drunk
Don't drive drunk, no
Don't drive drunk
Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad
[Repeat]
[Background]
Don't drive drunk
d-d-d don't drive drunk
Don't drive drunk
Hicup
[repeat]
Boy out with girl on their first date
Gets pulled over by the law
Officer says, "hey can't you drive straight
Or have you been drinking alcohol?"
Boy says, "man are you crazy?"
Cop says, "hey then walk this line"
But results from the breathalizer
Proves he's charged with D.U.I.
No don't drive drunk
Don't drive drunk, no
Don't drive drunk
Mothers Against Drunk Drivers are mad
[Repeat]
[Background]
Don't drive drunk
d-d-d don't drive drunk
Don't drive drunk
Hicup
[repeat]
So someone smashed into & totalled my parked Geo Friday morning. A Half consumed case of Tecate was left in the backseat!
Listen to Stevie, Don't Drive Drunk...
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Ouch! Quite sorry to hear that... Yeah, that was the first thing that I thought when I was brought out to the wreckage- "DAMN, GLAD I WASN'T IN THERE"...my second though was "DAMN, I'M GLAD IT WASN'T MY '63 DART"...actually, they should be glad it wasn't my Dart either, they wouldn't have been able to run away from the scene if they ran into that piece of steel. The Geo was my commuter car (I drive 40 Mi+ a day) because my Dart gets much worse gas mileage, oh well it's far more fun to drive...
Yeah, having my kneecaps done in, my lower back smashed and multiple skull fractures from 3 different drunk drivers, I can't say that they're my pals either. It's no huge hug, but please be glad no one was hurt. Plus, look on the bright side: it was - by all appearances - a teal Geo. Can't you scrum up a distraction and make off with something more befitting a man of your style? Perhaps an old black Lincoln with suicide doors? A small foreign sports car from the late 40's perhaps?