Things always weird in SF, California, dontcha know ... but ain't no day of the week is this Mac Dre:
Mister Sexx himself/herself, oh, who cares!?!? That is a costume without a safe word, honey.
Um, Jimmy baby, that aint no costume: you just been working that info booth too much, right next to the reggae section:
Just shows ya, Concord got nothing on ya, SF! Or wait, is it the other way around? I'm confused!
Noelle-A-Saurus!!!

Okay, that explains why all the white men ran screaming out the side door. Ain't no play in that costume!
Trick or treat? SCALP!
Corr-Courtney, baby, I just LOVE your .... well, everything! Except, well ... if I have 4 drinks in me, and mind you, I DO, you kinda look like my mom here. *faint
The Invisible Lance!!
Looks like The Invisible Lance caught himself a werewolf lady. Either that or she's a period costume from Ye Old England Record Shoppe!
WHAT HEARTY MULLIGANS! Not a line up like that since Die Üblichen Verdächtigen!
I asked that guy in the mask next to the pyramid, "What's your deal, man?" He says to me: "... on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona." Sure dude, whatever!
I always feel like, somebody's Zombie-me ... ! (No, it doesn't make any sense. Thanks.)


Jess insists that her fruit smashing was in no way homophobic!
Master of the All Hallow's Celebration Eve O'Darkness: Michelangelo Battaglia!!!
I'll tell you 'where the wild things' were that night: 2nd place!
One more time, for the kids at home:
. . . o u c h.
... Woman, I can hardly express, my mixed emotions at my Zombie-ness ....
DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!

... and the winner is ... Angus Young!!
and remember:
"Amoeba is what Tiggers love best!!" Especially Jazz Tiggers like Rachel!

- The Insomniac
Mister Sexx himself/herself, oh, who cares!?!? That is a costume without a safe word, honey.
Um, Jimmy baby, that aint no costume: you just been working that info booth too much, right next to the reggae section:
Just shows ya, Concord got nothing on ya, SF! Or wait, is it the other way around? I'm confused!
Noelle-A-Saurus!!!
Okay, that explains why all the white men ran screaming out the side door. Ain't no play in that costume!
Trick or treat? SCALP!
Corr-Courtney, baby, I just LOVE your .... well, everything! Except, well ... if I have 4 drinks in me, and mind you, I DO, you kinda look like my mom here. *faint
The Invisible Lance!!
Looks like The Invisible Lance caught himself a werewolf lady. Either that or she's a period costume from Ye Old England Record Shoppe!
WHAT HEARTY MULLIGANS! Not a line up like that since Die Üblichen Verdächtigen!
I asked that guy in the mask next to the pyramid, "What's your deal, man?" He says to me: "... on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona." Sure dude, whatever!
I always feel like, somebody's Zombie-me ... ! (No, it doesn't make any sense. Thanks.)
Jess insists that her fruit smashing was in no way homophobic!
Master of the All Hallow's Celebration Eve O'Darkness: Michelangelo Battaglia!!!
I'll tell you 'where the wild things' were that night: 2nd place!
One more time, for the kids at home:
. . . o u c h.
... Woman, I can hardly express, my mixed emotions at my Zombie-ness ....
DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!
... and the winner is ... Angus Young!!
"Thank you all so much, especially to the Noell-a-saurus behind me for being vegetarian and not biting off my head for din-dins!"
and remember:
"Amoeba is what Tiggers love best!!" Especially Jazz Tiggers like Rachel!
- The Insomniac




