Credits

Rick Derringer: Guitar, Producer
Mark Knopfler: Guitar
"Weird Al" Yankovic: Accordion, Producer, Keyboards, Vocals, Backing Vocals, Arranger
Mel Blanc: Sampled Vocals
Sonny Burke: Piano
Don Pardo: Voiceover
Dorothy Remsen: Harp
Brad Buxer: Keyboards
Guy Fletcher: Keyboards
Jim West: Guitar, Mandolin
Jimmy "Z" Zavala: Saxophone
Warren Luening: Trumpet
Doug Haverty: Design, Artwork Direction
Joel Peskin: Baritone Saxophone
Tony Papa: Engineer, Mixing
Kim Bullard: Keyboards
Pat Regan: Keyboards
Colin Sauers: Assistant Engineer
Maxine Waters: Backing Vocals
Julia Waters: Backing Vocals
Neil Ross: Voiceover
Alan Reed: Sampled Vocals
Jay Levey: Management
Joel Miller: Bongos
John Roarke: Voiceover
Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz: Drums, Percussion
Lisa Popeil: Backing Vocals
Ruben Valtierra: Keyboards
Steve Jay: Bass
Tress MacNeille: Vocals
Beau Weaver: Voiceover
Edith Fore: Voiceover
Marlene Aragon: Voiceover
Jamie Dell: Assistant Engineer
Jack Davis: Illustrations
Deidra Gray: Voiceover