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Walrus Day, 2013!

Posted by Job O Brother, October 8, 2013 08:31am | Post a Comment
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APPY WALRUS DAY, EARTHLINGS!

Kiss someone handsome, eat something tastier than it is healthy, learn a new word that will impress your enemies, crank up the song that makes you feel you could conquer the world, wear the shirt you wear to get stares, call out sick for work or school or meetings or anything that will force you to suffer fools gladly, cure cancer in a way that looks dashing, invent a new flavor of joy, define an as-yet unrecognized sexuality, surprise a loved one with something so sweet and spontaneous it makes them a little suspicious of you, walk around with a balloon (or if you're like me and you hate balloons pop every one you see), get drunk with your best friend and exchange secrets you never thought you'd tell, scream for ice cream, do not follow your diet or exercise routine (unless you're one of those freaky people that likes to exercise), avoid apathy, crack yourself up, tickle your fancy until it pees.

2 More Days Until Walrus Day!!!

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4 More Days Until Walrus Day!!!

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5 More Days Until Walrus Day!!!

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6 More Days Until Walrus Day!!!

Posted by Job O Brother, October 2, 2011 08:31am | Post a Comment
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