It's the, uh, instrument they're focused on. Yeah.
New Amoeba Music customers sometimes ask if/when we have any sales. My patent answer is usually something along the lines of:
“Not officially, because we’re constantly lowering prices on our entire selection.”
…Unless, of course, the customer is holding a ferret and that ferret is looking like he might wanna sneak into my ear-hole and munch my juicy brains, in which case I will modify my answer to:
“Not officially, because we’re constantly calling the police to report illegal pets such as ferrets.”
This may seem like a very niche circumstance to you, dear reader. All I can say is that, until you work at a record store for over eight years like me, you shouldn’t assume the regularity of near-lethal ferret activity. Especially if you’re working the folk music section.
They mostly eat the eyes of our innocent young.
The above being mostly factual, it is something of a special event that Amoeba Music Hollywood has announced an upcoming sale.
November 14 and 15
(or, if you’re British: 14 and 15 November) we will be hosting our first ever Classical Music Sale
. All music (tapes, CD's, vinyl, 8-track, etc.) from our Classical Music section will be 20% off
for these two days only
. What is perhaps most exciting (or dangerous, depending on how much of your rent check you end up spending) is that this sale will include