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Exodus shocker -- the latest Hollywood Bible cartoon isn't very realistic

Posted by Eric Brightwell, December 17, 2014 09:06am | Post a Comment

The other day I found out that some people are outraged by the casting in a Hollywood film -- in this case Ridley Scott's latest effort, Exodus: Days of Future Past (or whatever its full title is). They're apparently so upset that they're boycotting it, which is something I do with all but one or two Hollywood films every year although I refer to it simply as not paying to see it.

The problem that the boycotters have, it seems, is that Exodus is almost completely historically inaccurate (It's safe to guess that most of the Egyptian and Jewish characters are most portrayed by Anglo-Saxons and presumably speak Modern (if pretentious) English with a modern British accent, or approximation of one. Without having watched a trailer I'd guess that there aren't a lot of apparently Middle Eastern Africans portraying Middle Eastern Africans and the actual actors of African descent are used entirely for background color and supporting roles). 

Apparently these scandalized and offended won't-be viewers have never seen a Hollywood film before... or assumed that they'd somehow completely change their raison d'etre. Even at Hollywood's artistic peak in the 1930s, racial sensitivity and historical accuracy were not exactly hallmarks of Hollywood films -- making loads of money was, and that's what they did and they did it well. At one point Hollywood made loads of money with elaborately choreographed, brilliantly scored, escapist musicals. Nowadays Hollywood makes loads of money with loud CGI superhero cartoons. Sometimes -- rarely -- art slips through the cracks. Much more often big, dumb-looking movies like Exodus get released that look rather like the big, dumb movies that Hollywood was mostly pumped out for the last 90 years.

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Mayer Hawthorne DJs Wax on Wax at Madame Tussauds Nov. 5

Posted by Amoebite, October 21, 2014 05:42pm | Post a Comment

wax on wax madame tussauds

A very cool event is happening Nov. 5 called Wax on Wax, pairing a record swap with the wax figures of celebrities found at Madame Tussauds in Hollywood.

The event is FREE, it’s 21+ and it starts at 8 p.m. RSVP here.

It’s a celebration of all things vinyl, featuring a DJ set from soul man Mayer Hawthorne, along with sets by Dirty Dave, Dan Wilcox and a performance by L.A.’s Beach Party. Amoeba, along with Origami Vinyl and The Record Parlour, is proud to be a part of this pop-up vinyl swap and dance party.

It’s all part of Red Bull Sound Select’s amazing 30 Days in LA series, whereby Red Bull is putting on a new, awesome show every day of November at venues around the city, for a low admission price. Tickets are still available for such shows as Dum Dum Girls Nov. 16 at The Well; Real Estate Nov. 18 at The Belasco; and A$AP Mob Nov. 30 at the Palladium.   

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Pour one out for the Cat & Fiddle -- another pub lost in the Southland

Posted by Eric Brightwell, October 20, 2014 03:54pm | Post a Comment
Sports Bar
Somewhere I don't want to be


If in the bar of your dreams every centimeter of wall (and ceiling) space is covered with banks of televisions flashing seizure-inducing commercials unblinkingly stared at by backwards-capped man-children guzzling plastic pitchers of thin macrobrew between failed attempts to scream over the top of deafening sports commentary, then you’re in luck because there are still about 2,000 places that fit that bill in Hollywood alone. If you enjoy waiting 45 minutes for a man dressed as a 19th century Canadian lumberjack to rub a mason jar with the entire contents of a spice rack then you're similarly set. 

Alan Partridge Ladyboy
Ooohhh, Ladyboys!

On the other hand, if the happy haze of your drunken hour involves sitting in a cozy corner, enjoying a round of ladyboys and perhaps playing a game of darts (or pool, skittles, dominoes, cards, or trivia) --  then you’re going to have to either broaden your horizons or let your dream die because sadly, The Cat & Fiddle is closing on 15 December after 32 years in business -- and English pubs in the Southland are becoming rarer than rain during a superdrought.

Taste of the Mideast Side -- at the Los Angeles County Store

Posted by Eric Brightwell, September 8, 2014 04:00pm | Post a Comment
Pendersleigh & Sons Cartography

Taste of the Mideast Side


If there are regular readers of my column here on the Amoeblog, they've probably seen some of the hand-drawn and hand-painted maps which I include in my series of Southland explorations I call California Fool's Gold. Right now a series of new maps are on display at the Los Angeles County Store in East Hollywood. None, except the Los Feliz map, have been the subject of Eric's Blog entries yet. 

Eric Brightwell Cartography Art Show Los Angeles County Store

The Los Angeles County Store is a great retail shop which features only goods designed and manufactured in Los Angeles County. The opening has already passed but the maps can still be seen in person if you head over there soon -- the show ends on 21 September

Pendersleigh & Sons Cartography's Map of the Mideast Side (3rd Edition)
Pendersleigh & Sons Cartography's Map of the Mideast Side (3rd Edition)

I refer to the set of paintings as Taste of the Mideast Side -- a reference to Taste of the Eastside, a four-year-old food event which despite its name never features restaurants from the Eastside unless you clarify that you're talking about the Eastside of Central Los Angeles (aka the original Westside). By the way, there is an older pre-existing event called The Taste of East L.A. which as its name correctly suggests, features restaurants from East Los Angeles -- a neighborhood actually located in the Eastside
Anyway, here are the maps included in the show (which you can vote for me to write about here). 

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Bad Meaning Really Bad is Theme of "Bad Movie Night" At The Dark Room, SF

Posted by Billyjam, April 12, 2014 08:14am | Post a Comment

Conspiracy Theory screens this week (April 13) at Bad Movie Night as part of the Mel Gibson series


I recently had online access to view any new movie released in the past year. From that experience what struck me most, besides the sheer volume of movies released that I had never even heard of or that made it to your local cineplex, was just how really bad the majority of movies being made these days are. Most are awful lackluster affairs with bad acting and poor unbelievable story-lines that are simply unwatchable. To sit through these bad movies would be pure torture unless you somehow turned these lemons into lemonade by poking fun at them and having a laugh at their expense. Such is the idea behind the Bad Movie Night Sunday night series at San Francisco's The Dark Room on Mission Street this April the theme is bad movies starring Mel Gibson and next month it will be "Legendary Flops" bad movie month, while June will be bad George Lucas films.

"It's pretty simple: we show movies. The hosts talk back to the screen. So do you. And we all laugh," state the organizers of Bad Movie Night who have been "desecrating art since 2005" and whose irreveratant approach to movie screening is done in the tradition of MST3 (Mystery Science Theater 3000) whereby intently watching the film on screen and seriously following its storyline is out the window in favor of purely poking fun at this projected waste of money. "Will this movie suck?" ask Bad Movie Night presenters. "Yes it will. But we blow back," they assure audience members who make it to their weekly screenings. Held each Sunday eve at 8pm, April 13th's bad movie will be Mel Gibson's Conspiracy Theory, next week's will be Lethal Weapon 4, and the following week is Hamlet (1990). And bad as these are, there are even worse movies such as their scheduled June 1st Bad Movie Night screening of George Lucas' Howard The Duck (1986) that on Rotten Tomatoes got only a 15% Tomatometer critics rating. But the worse the movie the better the talk back to the screen promises to be.
 

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