Ganymede is the largest satellite in our solar system and probably more interesting than the planet Mercury
. It orbits the largest planet in the system, Jupiter
. Imagine taking a gander into the sky and seeing that red storm swirling above you like the eye of Sauron
! Luckily for citizens of Ganymede, you can't get shrooms there, because that would pretty much guarantee a scary time.
Jupiter (left) and Ganymede (right) (case'n you didn't know)
200km below Ganymede's icy surface, a salty subsurface ocean exists*. It is the only moon in the solar system to possess a magnetosphere. Its atmosphere is primarily composed of oxygen in various states.
The handsomest man alive since the handsomest man expired The handsomest moon
It was named after the Gods' cupbearer in the Greek religion
. The position of divine cupbearer had previously been filled by the goddess of youth, Hebe, who was replaced following the abduction and installation of Ganymede at Zeus' insistence.
Where it all went down- in what's now Turkey
Ganymede was a Trojan prince and the most handsome guy alive in his day. One day he was tending sheep whilst vacationing in Phyrgia. There he caught Zeus' pederastic eye and the god sent a giant eagle to abduct the guy and bring him to Olympus. In Olympia, he was well-liked except, perhaps not surprisingly, by Zeus' wife Hera. His greatest contribution to we mortals was inventing mead, the delicious alcoholic honey brew which made Grendel go cuckoo for cocoa puffs in distant Götaland