Like any cinematic guilty pleasure worth weathering, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
is more than just an overblown, summer swashbuckler expressed by as yet untapped, stay-puft and plunging poet-shirted, scally-wag stereotypes. Nay, this flick be an opportune seaworthy vessel for a cine-booze cruise. Having veraciously enjoyed the film myself, I offer here some possible guidelines for dissolving that fourth wall of Disney
imagineering with the real spirit of the eighteenth century --- RUM
! --- an endeavor that'll surely have you listing near to scuppers or otherwise passed out in the bilge by journey's end: be ye warned!
First off, the obvious: 1 drink whenever anyone drinks, cheers matey. This is a pirate movie after all, savvy? (Make that a sip for every "savvy" uttered as well.)
1 drink for every instance of weird religious undertones. Hear me now believe me later, there is enough missionary madness and religious righteousness invoked here to warrant suspicions as to the possible narrative of Rummy 5
1 drink when Richard Griffiths
flashes his nasty, royal grill!
1 drink for every "Aye!
" Geoffrey Rush
's pirate turned privateer, Captain Hector Barbossa, delivers.