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Dr. Who, who? Mystery Science Theater 3000 turns 25 today!!!

Posted by Kelly S. Osato, November 24, 2013 09:22pm | Post a Comment
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In a not-too-distant past -- twenty-five years ago A.D. -- there lived a guy named Joel, not too different from you or me. It doesn't matter what he did to eat and breathe, crappy movies had sealed his fate, because the comedy world was changed forever on this day in 1988... when Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in Minneapolis, Minnesota. One hundred ninety-seven episodes and a movie later, the show continues to swell its "tape circulating" fanbase despite having been off the air for fourteen years. With the popularity of follow up ventures Cinematic Titanic and RiffTrax ever growing, as well as this years' return of the annual
Thanksgiving Day marathon, it would seem that the past twenty-five years has kindly aged nothing if not the timelessness of Mystery Science Theater 3000. And so:

Happy Birthday MST3K!!! 
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I feel like celebrating -- let's!

Here's a short list of some of my favorite episodes (heavily influenced by my access to dubbed VHS tapes of episodes recorded from televised broadcasts over the years) -- any of these would be a great place to start for anyone new to the charms of Mystery Science Theater 3000, beginning with the most beloved:mst3k mystery science theater 3000 space mutiny disco hula hoop panty hose are itchy

Space Mutiny (season 8, episode 20)

Ask any MSTie what their absolute favorite MST3K episode is and I guarantee if they don't reply with a hearty "Space Mutiny!" they'll at the very least mention it, ponderously.

Space Mutiny is everything an awesomely fully-realized sci-fi crap-tacular can and, in the case of MST3K, should be. The story follows a space ship called the Southern Sun where, supposedly, a some kind of mutiny is afoot, or something. However, the plot loses focus during the course of the film as at least one person is killed only to appear soon after in a subsequent scene very explicitly and inexplicably alive, apologies are issued for "scanty" information, the leading lady is forever 21 in a GILF-y way and the hero has all the charisma of a poorly cooked steak. Add to that the fact that all the space-battle footage was directly lifted from the TV series Battlestar Galactica (1978) and inserted into the flabby folds of Space Mutiny as if to "borrow" some credibility. The usual bag of film-specific running gags provided by the Satellite of Love's crew only further gilds David Winter's guilty conscience. Relive the malarkey magic with this here highlights vid:




Pod People
  (season 3, episode 3)

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While I can't remember exactly but Pod People may have been my gateway Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode, it is without a doubt the one that I've watched the most.

Like most films bestowed with the MSTreatment, Pod People is incredibly bad which, in a way, means it's a pretty mesmerizing watch to begin with. But when it comes to making raspberry preserves out of bloody pulp, Joel and his robot friends make it rain with tears of laughter and face-palms a plenty. Plus, this is one of the episodes where all the sketch comedy bits are absolutely on point. Featuring music by various Bay Area Artists and not a small amount of stop-action fuckery. I find it difficult to believe that anyone could keep a cut of highlights from this fried turd under fifteen minutes, however I must offer my kudos to whoever put together the below video. p.s. "It stinks!"


[spoiler alert] "His last words were, 'Huzzah.'"


Cave Dwellers (season 3, episode 1) mst3k mystery science theater 3000 cave dwellers bald master ator bad fantasy film

I have a sentimental soft spot for the Fantasy genre and whenever I'd tune in to MST3K to find that the night's episode would feature a Fantasy flick I'd think, "what have I done to deserve this?" -- in a good way. And then I'd go play the lotto.

Ator (the Invincible?) is a skilled hero, swordsman, healer, scientist and hang glider with a penchant for skimpy animal skins and samurai-inspired hair styles. He roams the "edge of the Earth" during what I suppose is the great time-collusion between Japan's late feudal era and the medieval retro craze of 17th century Europe -- you know, back when hub caps doubled as ladies' breast plates. Fraught with anachronistic inaccuracies and countless other continuity crimes, Cave Dwellers scores extra points for being, at the very least, rewatchable -- a miracle made totally possible by the good folks of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Mystery Science Theater 3000, alone. Here's another one of those "best of" reels, below. Sometimes I find that watching these fan-made vignettes in a pinch when times are tough is enough to give me the strength and good humor to carry on.


Jack Frost (season 8, episode 13) mst3k mystery science theater 3000 jack frost faerie tale russian bear

Faerie tales can come true, even with Mystery Science Theater 3000! Jack Frost ain't no faerie tale I'm familiar with I can only suppose that this film is pretty faithful to whatever story it's adapted from based solely on the fact that it is batshit crazy in a very un-Disney way. Jack Frost, the man himself, doesn't even show up until the film is nearly half over but there are plenty of distractions along the way in the form of bears, a magical little mushroom man brandishing a tree branch with bells, a house with stumpy tree trunk legs inhabited by a hillbilly witch and bonus b.s. in the form of a magical pig-sled that may or mayn't have been previously barbecued. Man, that sled really books it! At the heart of it all is a young man sporting a patent Prince Valiant 'do and a doe-eyed Cinderella prototype that tread through the most ridiculous nonsensical scenarios to finally solidify their A-type faerie tale relationship. Eat it, Shelley Duvall! See snippets video, below.





Prince of Space (season 8, episode 16) mst3k mystery science theater 3000 prince of space sonny chiba japanese scifi

Starring Japanese martial arts cinema fixture Shinichi "Sonny" Chiba, Prince of Space is almost as preposterous as it's villains' torturously long scenes marked by bouts of extended "diabolical" laughter that sounds more like he's attempting to clear his nasal cavity with his diaphragm. Perhaps that's how it's done on the planet Kankor. Unluckily for the Karnkorians and their leader, Phantom, there is a Prince of Space on planet Earth and their weapons simply won't affect him harmfully or otherwise, not that this deters them from fighting the Prince again and again and again. Some scientists are kidnapped and some kids are put in harms way but, you know, Prince of Space, so, everything's okay.


I could keep going with this list, perhaps I'll add more later. But if you've read this far you're likely already in the club, and so, say it with me:
"WE'VE GOT MOVIE SIIIIIIGN!!!"
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