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Granada Hills

I drove to Granada Hills today to buy a rug. To get there I used the Ronald Reagan freeway named after an actor from Illinois who made some films which are widely regarded as being universally unmemorable.



The ex-actor, after retiring from Hollywood went on to sell weapons to the Iranian dictatorship using the profits to arm death squads in central America. He also used funds designated for cleaning up toxic waste to fund instead the campaigns of sympathetic politicians and he closed institutions for the mentally ill which flooded the street with hundreds of thousands of crazy new homeless people that now fill our jails.

     

In 1959 Nikita Khrushchev visited the United States with two requests which revealed the Hollywood movie-lover in the famous shoe-banger:
1. To go to Disneyland
2. Meet John Wayne.

The United States had a better idea; show him a modern suburb on Sophia Drive in Granada Hills. Instead of inspecting an aerospace plant, he was taken behind the scenes of 20 Century Fox's "Can-Can"





MORE GRANADA HILLS ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!!
 
   
Fact! Knots Landing was actually Crystalaire Place in the Knollwood Country Club Estates.

 
Fact! In the 5th Episode of 24, Jack Bauer rescues a man from a crashed helicopter... in Granada Hills.


Fact! Many scenes from Fast Times at Ridgemont High and My Tutor were filmed in Granada Hills along Chatsworth Street. Both films deal with High School.


Fact! My Name Is Earl is frequently filmed in Granada Hills.


Fact! Valerie Bertinelli graduated from Granada Hills High in 1978


Fact! Cuba Gooding Jr. went to school at Kennedy High


Fact! Ashley Judd was born there.
Posted by Eric Brightwell on October 30, 2007 at 06:05pm | Comments (2)

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Granada Hills, Ronald Reagan, Iran, Superfund, Iran-contra, Nikiti Khrushchev, Disneyland, John Wayne, Knots Landing, Can-can, 24, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, My Tutor, My Names Is Earl, Valerie Bertinelli, Cuba Gooding Jr., Ashley Judd, San Fernando Valley, Los Angeles Neighborhoods, Movies, Actors, Television

Comments

hilarious... what about porn? oh wait, that's a little west in chatsworth...

Posted by on October 29, 2007 at 07:05pm

FACT: Nothing good ever came out of Granada Hills.

Posted by on October 29, 2007 at 09:25pm

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