EXT. GRAUMAN'S CHINESE THEATRE - NIGHT
JOB, (early 30's) and his boyfriend COREY (late 20's), exit
the theatre amidst the late-night crowds of tourists, all
looking downward at the celebrity-made prints in the sidewalk
The marquee behind them reads "GRINDHOUSE".
You like it?
I... thought it was exhilarating.
And deep. People will think I'm
retarded, but I thought Tarantino's
piece was deep. As well as just
They hold hands as they walk.
Shall we go home now?
Yes. We could have sex! Also, I
need to write a blog.
You could try doing both at the
Job considers this.
They wait at the the stoplight.
Remember when crossing signals
actually said 'walk/don't walk'
instead of pictures of the... red
hand of death and... the white man?
I will probably kill you tonight.
Ohh... Come on, grandpa. I'll take
you home to your rocker and warm
quilt and you can reminisce about
simpler times when crossing signs
Job laughs in spite of himself.
Sometimes I don't know whether my
body is going to hit you or kiss
The light changes.
Job and Corey begin walking up the cobblestone stairs that
lead across the steaming river of molten lava.
Job furrows his brow.
What's on your mind, grandpa?
Oh... I'm just... That movie got me
thinking about... I dunno, the
whole fascination with retro
culture and how... America is such
a young country and I often wonder
if that's why we cling so
romantically to our pop culture.
And... Those women in the movie...
the whole aesthetics of the film
utterly appealed to me, and I know
that one of the big reasons is
because of my association with my
older sisters, who were teenagers
in the 70's, and...
Job notices the GIANT MUTANT MOTH CREATURE headed their way
and ducks along with Corey.
You are all about 'remembering the
old days' tonight.
Well... Yeah. I guess so.
Job kisses Corey.
Do you wish you lived back in the
No. I mean, it would be nice not to
have to deal with the lava or the
mutant insects... and those movie
tickets wouldn't have cost three
quarters of a million dollars...
What about aging? Do you wish you
Anyway, all I care about is seeing
a truly fantastic film now and
again, as we have, and having you
there to share it with me.
They kiss deeply.
The dreaded ARMY OF SANTAS ignite nuclear devices which
destroy everything except for Job, Corey, the 30-foot radius
I guess we should just stay here?
Calm down. We'll just fly over to
that planet over there.
Over there. See?
Does it have parking?
We'll find out.
I don't wanna have to spend the
next century or two looking for
I was just thinking. Some things
A GIANT MOSQUITO overhears this and chuckles, which causes
him to accidentally spill his mojito.